Everybody’s got a story. Some of us also have a toaster we’d like to get rid of.

Everybody’s got a story.
Some of us also have a toaster we’d like to get rid of.
A perfectly ordinary thing. A deeply unnecessary explanation.
Read the story. Find your next questionable purchase.
No matching baggage. Try another search, or clear “My saved things.”
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You’ve got a thing.
Send us a photo and what happened. The fun is in the details.
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We tell its story.
We make the video. Everyone gets a laugh. Somebody wants it.
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It gets a new person.
People bid in the comments. The winner gets a payment link. You make some money.
Then the buyer joins the Hall of Fame. Because this is a choice worth remembering.
don’t tell anyone
It was never just about the toaster.
It’s about the people behind the stuff. Helping somebody make a bit of money. Giving somebody else a laugh. Remembering that we’ve all got a story, and most of us are a little weird.
That’s a good enough reason to put on three ties and hold a plunger.
Tell us your story →Our first inductee could be you.
One day, someone will ask why there’s a ceramic duck in your living room. You’ll have a story.
The real Hall of Fame starts with our first completed sale. Buyers can choose how their name appears.
BROWSE THE FUTURE REGRETS ↑That thing in your garage. The gift that needs explaining.
The perfectly good object you can’t look at without laughing.
Tell us about it. We’d love to meet it.